How to walk the road to fame and outshine your co-stars

 

01 step one. get your body into shape.jpg (17807 bytes)

1. Get your body into shape

 

02 Get a dashing new u-nee-form.jpg (10486 bytes)

2. Get a dashing new
u-nee-form

03 YOU don't need a beauty spot to look gorgeous.jpg (10083 bytes)

3. YOU don't need a beauty spot to look gorgeous

 

 

4. Slowly emerge from the dark....you don't want to   give the viewers hyperventilation right away

 

 

 

05 Choose and extremely ugly co-starr (thisis essential).jpg (17216 bytes)

5. Choose an ugly co-star - or two (this is essential)

06 get a nice tan......jpg (15438 bytes)

6. Get a nice tan and don't miss your beauty sleep !

07 Wear your loveliest smile....I mean the very loveliest....jpg (10329 bytes)

7. Wear your loveliest smile....we mean the very loveliest....

 

 

08 You look better than your co stars even when the shot isn't focussed on you.jpg (10640 bytes)

8. You look better than your co-stars even when the shot isn't focussed on you

 

   9. You are there to save the shot when the hero is looking  like a dork.

 

 

 

10 Make sure you are IN the spot light..jpg (8364 bytes)

10. Make sure you are IN the spot light.

11 Let your hair hang down,, but not too much.jpg (8680 bytes)

11. Let your hair hang down, but not too much

 

 

12 Let the cameraman light up your best asset!! a few times, that will do.jpg (7648 bytes)

  12. Let the cameraman light up one of your best assets !!  

 

 

13. Insist on wearing the WHITE pants......(the ones which are tighter than the hero's)

 

14 Smile , smile , smile.........jpg (10957 bytes)

  14.  Smile , smile , smile.......

15 Also important  be wet!.jpg (11192 bytes)

15. Be wet !

 

 

 

 

16 Do your own stunts..The girls like that..jpg (7869 bytes)

16. Do your own stunts.. Women like that..

17 Give somee advice and support to young dorky midshipmen.jpg (10874 bytes)

17. Give some advice and support to young dorky midshipmen

 

 

18 Roll up your sleeves...a bit higher please....jpg (9729 bytes)

   18. Roll up your sleeves...a bit higher please....

 

 

 

19 Show off your chest....freqeuntly.jpg (9537 bytes)

19.  Show off your chest....frequently

20 Casualy stand in the way when the hero comes into picture.jpg (10403 bytes)

20 Casually stand in the way when the hero comes into picture

 

21 Do some hero stuff......jpg (14026 bytes)

  21. Do some heroic stuff......

(save the hero from being blown to pieces because he's too busy grieving over a dead stick)

 

 

22 Do some more hero stuff.jpg (9197 bytes)

22. Do some more heroic stuff

23 Make SURE you are more heroic than the hero himself.......jpg (10120 bytes)

  23. Make SURE you are more heroic than the hero himself.......

 

 

 

  24 Make sure you are in lots of close-ups....... long ......long.......long long...... close ups.

 

 

 

   25. Talk the producers into giving you a dramatic   death scene.. and make sure they leave some chest free ...

 

 

26 suffer most dramatically.........jpg (7064 bytes)

26. suffer most dramatically.........

27 When you die, make yourself immortal...........jpg (6256 bytes)

27. When you die, make yourself immortal...........