B.I.T.C.H Rating

                                                                    

The Bitch Rating. How it works                                     

  Beth Ilona Tonny Cindy Honourary Reviewer
(Olwen)
Rating
Band of Brothers 5.6 7.0 6.5 6.4 NR 6.4
Bob Martin 3.4 6.6 6.3 NR NR 5.4
Duchess & Devil 8.3 7.3 8.7 7.0 6.8 7.6
Even Chance 7.6 7.5 8.3 7.3 6.0 7.3
Frogs & Lobsters 8.0 7.1 8.3 7.4 5.9 7.3
Lady Audley 4.4 7.2 7.1 7.7 NR 6.6
Mutiny 8.6 8.1 9.0 7.7 7.8 8.2
Nicholas Nickleby NR 4.6 4.3 NR NR 4.5
Poirot 2.9 6.0 6.1 6.6 3.2 5.0
Peak Practice 6.8 6.8 7.4 NR 6.2 6.8
Retribution 8.8 8.2 9.5 7.8 7.4 8.3
Richard II 5.8 5.9 4.1 NR NR 5.3
Scarlet Pimpernel 6.1 7.5 6.8 6.8 7.1 6.9
Shifting Sands 4.4 5.9 5.3 5.3 NR 5.2


How it works:

All of Jamie’s shows and appearances on screen as well as on tape will be submitted to the most difficult and heaviest
test of all: the dreaded BITCH rating.
Before you run away -Jamie-, let us explain a bit more.
The BITCH team is formed by us Webspinsters: Beth, Ilona, Tonny and special member Cindy , completed with an Honorary
looney from our Forum.
We have taken a very close look -among other things- at all Jamie’s work and have rated it by the following categories:


- Thud/drool -This obviously needs no explanation. It’s just a matter of how many                        buckets are needed.
- Screen time - The amount of screen time Jamie actually gets. Always too little ofcourse
- Storyline - Is it a silly one, a fantastic one, an unnecessary one, a life-saver etc..
- Drama/suspense - Was there some real smashing acting ? The number of tissues also                                  can give an indication.
- Close-up - Just how far did you stick your head in the TV.
- Skin - Errm..well you know.....how much chest showed or leg....or other nudity...
- Uniform - Was it dashing? Was it exorbitant ? Was it becoming? Did he wear any?
- Hair - We have rated this one very critical; I mean it is after all very important!
- Dorky - Was Jamie’s character a dork or just sweet?

- Co-star - How many thudworthy co-stars starred with Jamie.

We have given these categories figures from 0 up to 10. All numbers together make a total and the average of this total is the restult of BITCH rating for that particular show.
So the higher the figure, the better the show is rated by us. Neat huh? Why do we do this totally unnecessary thing you may ask yourselves. We don't know that either. Maybe we just love statistics, but you might want to compare your own rating with ours and see what comes out of it!


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